Orders placed now will ship Monday 28th July.
It’s Ancient Egypt, you're dead, but it’s not over yet. Pass 1000 gates by speaking the secret name of each gatekeeper and you're half way there. Then the god Anubis will weigh your heart against the feather of truth. Pray it’s lighter, otherwise Ammit - part crocodile, part lion, part hippo - will eat your soul and then you’re proper fucked!
Better take a beer with you, you might want one after all that.